A mashup using elements from this old dancing PSA:
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It's also important to let others know you're turning with a turn signal approx. 420 bibles away from an intersection.
how are you measuring your bibles? length or girth?
Weight.
But seriously people, you're supposed to leave enough space to be able to come to a full stop if the person in front of you were to suddenly come to a full stop.
Can you bring a 60mph car to a stop in 10 bible lengths? No? Then backup further.
I'm talking about boneheads waiting at an intersection with enough room for a bus in front of them. Then, when the light does change with me 6 or so cars back, I can't even get through. Doesn't help that most people have terrible reaction timing.
That kind of boneheadedness is annoying, but it's at least just annoying and wastes a bit of time. Tailgating and driving impatiently actually gets people killed every single day.
Fine. But if they're in front, someone needs to tell them the holy spirit is too weightless to trigger the pressure plate, so ithe light won't go green until they move up to the intersection.
Your point remains, but often those are magnetic loops, not weight.
Everyone else, start noticing cuts in the roads near traffic lights. Stop in the weird shapes in the middle of your lane.
Nice try NSA
Is that pocket book sized bibles? or big giant hard cover special edition bibles?
and also .... I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THAT LOUD CHRISTIAN ROCK!!!!!
Turns up volume to 11
Listen!..... can you hear it? .... listen! ... really listen ... is that the Holy Spirit?
Nah .... it's just tinnitus
How am I supposed to fuck my guy from a bible distsnce?
It's also important to let others know you're turning with a turn signal approx. 420 bibles away from an intersection.
how are you measuring your bibles? length or girth?
Weight.