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The US Badly Needs Rare Minerals and Fresh Water. Guess Who Has Them? | The Walrus

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I knew walruses were keeping things from us.
Tariffs on Canada are still up, I assume? On steel, aluminum, and car factories? A war with Canada becomes more likely as the nations attempt to decouple. Meanwhile Canada attempts to strengthen its pipeline infrastructure to export oil to its coasts, and not to its land borders in the south.
- All the other wars that have been fought with people above the 49th parallel have ended with the people who would become Canadians getting wasted and burning down the White House.
Keep your mitts off our fresh water!
The second he said "we don't need anything Canada has" I knew we won.
- Except our pushovers will sell us out at the first opportunity.
  
  Only a certain pushover in Alberta or our small pp official opposition... the rest seem solid.
- Until he invades.
  
  Good luck with that.
It's just like that comic On Guard For Thee
No we don't. Need is different from want.
We don't need more rare minerals any more than you need tar sands industry.

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