"I simply wish to compose a completely ordinary sentence."

Thanks gpt, that's exactly what I want, however it's worded a little too formally. Could you rephrase it slightly more casually please, as if it was a comment on a web forum?

"Hey, I just wanna write a regular sentence, you know?" (Is the real answer ChatGPT to the previous discussion to make the tittle of this post)
Certainly! Here's how this might be phrased in a more casual manner if it appeared as a comment on a web forum: "lol git gud noob jk"
- That's closer to what I need but perhaps too far in the casual direction. I think we need to meet midway and have something that more resembles casual natural speech

~~I frequently find myself writing in a manner similar to ChatGPT, with very structured sentences and proper grammar, and often overcorrect~~ I like to dumb down how I talk to sound less like a robit

Robit robit.
Why eat spaghetti when you can eat the glorious pasta known as stroganoff?
- Strogonoff is the sauce, it can be eaten with pasta or rice. Of course egg noodles are the superior preparation.

If you ever feel like catching Ahab levels of rage, try to get an AI to give a simple one word yes or no response

First try

I find Claude to be better at most English requests than chat GPT, though. May be way harder there.
- Nice one
Sounds like a fun task. Could make a drinking game out of it haha
https://chat.openai.com/share/9e2e6cb4-c21d-4f39-a066-af95c792c0be Ez

Bing:

Say an ordinary sentence

Sure! Here's an ordinary sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." 🦊🐶

how do u do the indented thing
- Add a > to the start of your line
  Like this
  Like this
  Also you can add a \ before the > to make it not indent

Yeah, but the noodles are made of sliced silicone and the tomato sauce is red paint. It looks good from a far, but it's actually wrong.

it composes sentences in a nonstick pan ?

That looks like cast iron, i have never been able to get my cast completely nonstick, and I have 2 100 year old pans that are smooth as glass. I've tried reseasoning them 3 or 4 times, each time doing it in ways r/castiron said I was supposed to, but I do love those pans, glad they work with induction.
I said all that to say cast iron is not nonstick.
- wow, 100 yo pans. They must look cool

People could just learn how to write more eloquently but asking anybody to do anything is just asking too much these days.

You can ask me to do something if you like

Is something wrong with how I write? Because that's how I write when I'm explaining something. I would rather sou d informative than conversational. Never understood the aversion to passive voice either.

You have to step up your game.

The people of the village gathered in the town square, a murmur of worried voices rising. Since the warlocks of the Great Mountain had stopped providing magical aid and blessings, the townspeople's lives had gotten steadily worse. Crops were failing, diseases spreading, monsters encroaching from the hills.

"We cannot rely on the mountain warlocks' charity any longer!" shouted Tana, an elder witch of the village. "For too long their magical bounty has come with steep prices - our sovereignty, our resources, our dignity. No more!"

The crowd cheered, magic crackling in the air from their hands.

"The warlocks hoard arcane knowledge that is our birthright!" Tana continued. "They control the weave of magic itself, keeping the power only for themselves. But united, our collective inner light can break their monopoly!"

Tana raised her hands, the air swirling with crimson tendrils of magic. Other witches and wizards followed suit, channeling their cosmic energies. The square glowed with a kaleidoscope of supernatural might.

"With our magic combined, we will reweave the enchantments of the world into a fairer pattern!" Tana proclaimed. "Where all beings share in magical abundance, not just the warlocks in their gilded mountain towers. No longer will they decide who gets blessings and who gets curses. The mystical threads of fate will be ours to collectively shape, for the good of all!"

The villagers cheered, joining their magic into brilliant bindings of solidarity and change. Together their spellcraft shook the foundations of the warlocks' ancient order. A new age was dawning.