Google settles shareholder lawsuit, will spend $500M on being less evil

will spend $500M on being less evil

Yeah... That ain't gonna do it...

Not as long as their primary revenue driver is advertising. 🤷‍♂️ 🤡 🖕 🖕

I bet breaking the giant up into much smaller pieces would be a more efficient way to make them do less evil

It makes just as much sense as asking a turd to be less stinky, using a tiny fraction of the money it makes attracting flies that can't get enough of the smell.