This is funny, but very dark humor. I don't think I've seen anything darker that remained funny. This may be rock bottom, bedrock.
Thing about rock bottom is you think you’ve hit it but then you find that you have a magical pickaxe that can dig past rock bottom
you have a magical pickaxe that can dig past rock bottomThat's only true in creative mode. You need to use the TNT+Piston glitch to destroy bedrock in survival.
Man, this is my baseline. It’s what I need just to get up in the morning. Anything more sincere or happy and I can’t deal with this world. Gallows humor is the only way I survive.
I'm sure he was out of breath looking for his fix. This intervention needed to happen