A little bit of 5, a little bit of 8.

7

Is a stump a tree? If yes...

Hold up a severed foot

Behold; a man!

7 for sure.

So far, 3. But it's early.

7

8

3 today but it's often 7 in these trying times

5

Trying to get over a cold, so 5 today.

9

Now this is how people can communicate.

6/8/9

8

That’s a solid 1/2

1

7/8. There isn't enough pain or rage in this tree scale so those numbers are just an approximation of my feelings

6 and 7

Missed "one to tree" pun

I'm feeling somewhere between two and nine.

1