What would be your dream theme park?
What would be your dream theme park?
Theme parks are pretty wicked, so I'm wondering if you had your choice of theme and a ridiculous budget to work with, what kind of theme park would you love to build?
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Remember the potential of Epcot? Like that, but with ridiculously cool science stuff you can play with and none of that international shit where Becky goes to get day-drunk.
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There'd be one of those tower drop rides, but it wouldn't be a regular tower it would be a dick and the drop cart portion would be a hand.
The park would be called Six Dicks. And the mascot would be a dancing old man.
Japan may already have a park like this though.
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One that is all about napping. You can try different beds, things to help you sleep, and mostly take naps.
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Without a doubt: The Centrifuge Brain Project
The absurdity is really appealing.
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Action Park
"Many of its attractions were unique, attracting thrill-seekers from across the New York metropolitan area. While extremely popular, Action Park had a reputation for poorly designed rides, undertrained and underaged staff, intoxicated guests and staff, and a consequently poor safety record"
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Traction Park!
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A James Bond theme park. it would be called, Park, Theme Park.
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A gaming themed park would be pretty neat
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No lines
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No kids
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They have already built it.
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Honestly, Phantasialand if it was larger would be pretty much perfect.
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Something subversive like https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dismaland
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A park set in a old-growth forest with the rides built around the trees. Shaded and wild feeling. Waterslides and rapids would be extremely fun.