You're not wrong but you don't have to say such hurtful things
Life insurance.
For me it’s car insurance—I’ve never had a claim but I pay for decent coverage.
A fire extinguisher. I'm glad I've never had to use it so far...
High deductible health insurance
My wife's tampons.
Cheap trash earplugs at concerts.
Nowadays I have a good pair that I bring with me, but if the foamy yellow ones are the only ones available I'll buy them and within minutes pull them out to be able to hear anything except the person behind me butchering the lyrics straight into my ear.
This way I can hear the music at the concert, and my worsening tinnitus the rest of my life. Win win.
Do you have any recommendations for a good pair of earplugs?
Go to a hearing aid shop. They usually also have something lile that for ear protection.
Else research the peak and mid volume db expected of the venue you typically visit and ahop hearing protection accordingly.
Those medicine for cuts, they always end up expiring since it's easier to just put my hand in running water and apply soap.
Advice
Life insurance?
Well, you do use it, but just the one time.
Won't your relative use it, but not you?
Tampons
For family?
My free bleeders in the housee
Vegetables.
milk and pastrami
They're for my kids, not for me.
Monthly subscription to Netflix.
Assurances.
aways
It so you know I'm a human beep boop
Bananas. I keep saying I need to quit buying them but for some reason I keep buying and then not eating them.
Steam games on sale.
You're not wrong but you don't have to say such hurtful things