Skills

Interviewer: .... WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? ... ARE YOU NUTS!!!!???

(you start juggling four bowling pins)

Interviewer: .... ????

(you set the bowling pins on fire)

Interviewer: ... You're hired! ... This man has skills!

Sheesh, gotta tag the NSFW content like that!

I’m impressed if you can operate a standard issue office chair

Here comes a BIG wave!

New image in my head for armchair quarterback.