"oh! i'm sorry, do you want the office in the corner? here's the key to the executive shitter. anything else we can do for your shareh- um, i mean father?
Me reading this as I think about the dozens of emails I've raid about person with same last name as owner becoming whatever manager of whatever branch. Most qualified I'm sure.
There's always the Japanese method, where the protege being groomed as the CEO's replacement goes through the effort and legal process of being adopted as the CEO's son and taking the company name as his own legal last name.
"oh! i'm sorry, do you want the office in the corner? here's the key to the executive shitter. anything else we can do for your shareh- um, i mean father?