May The Fleas Of Ten Thousand Camels Infest Your Armpits
May The Fleas Of Ten Thousand Camels Infest Your Armpits
That is all.
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How old exactly is that one? I can attest to it not being new in 1972. But it could actually be as old as the Great Pyramid for all I know.
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May your tongue stick to the roof of your mouth with the force of a thousand caramels
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What did we do to you?! 😭 /j
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May your marinara never stick to your spaghetti!
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May your USB plug never be the right way up first time you try to insert it.
JK, this is true for everyone, every time!
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I hope your asshole grows tastebuds.
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May a diseased yak vomit in your slippers.
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I'd say "may you live in interesting times" but some fucker already cursed us all with that one.