Life pro tip: If you ever find state university gear, particularly from OSU, it unlocks many opportunities to publicly not participate in the little friendly team spirit rituals like the various sound-offs (“O-H” followed by awkward silence is one of my favorites, especially on public transit) which if you’re an asshole or having a really bad day is uniquely soothing.
I've got a question that comes in a riddle!
What's round on the ends and tall in the middle?
Ohio gozaimasu
おはよう!