Drinking anything other than normal water or perhaps dirty stinky water (tea) is cringe. Imagine deliberately damaging your kidneys.
Clam-o-naise is a real product. You can go to the store and buy a jar. Thanks, Cards Against Humanity. 🤮
As offal as it sounds... its actually pretty tasty. Id never eat a full jar but tasting it I can say it tasted good.
100 clamories, cluten free, 2g clarbs
Is it carbonated?
of course!
No.