Poop has been used historically as a building material (eg wattle and daub) and is fine for load bearing applications provided you do the math.
Why? We live in the age of madness and disdain, I feel like having a bunch of little stabby things on the end of your fingers can be useful. Also more useful for digging without a tool.This is, of course, spoken by someone who bites their nails.
It's a Papermate Sharpwriter. A mechanical pencil that you advance the lead by twisting the end(Yes I know this is a joke thread, but for those who genuinely want to know)
What a shit post
I've seen worse tbh.