Chinese vice premier says meeting with US in-depth, candid and constructive

USA: we want to win this deal

china: ok what is it you want

USA: to win

China: win what?

USA: everything

China: ….

USA: you’re in deep shit now huh? (In-depth)

China : what the fuck are you talking about (candid)

USA : winning

China: ok. I guess. You win. You did it.

USA: suck it Biden (constructive)

It was really candid! Here's a transcript:

DJT: I want a deal.
Xi: Fuck you.
DJT: But you need to make a deal to access the American market!
Xi: Fuck you.
DJT: Maybe I could lower my stupid tariff to half the stupid value.
Xi: Do what you want.
DJT: Can we be friends?
Xi: Fuck you.

If Trump manages to get a better trade deal for the USA with China out of this, Reddit and Lemmy and all the mainstream media are going to absolutely implode.