May the 4th be with you

I know it's my fault if I still haven't watched it yet, but I managed to survive without this spoiler up until now.

Don't worry, it's not worth watching
- If you have seen A New Hope you have seen it, just imagine Episode 4 with more lens flare
- If you want to know what happens after Return of the Jedi read Heir to the Empire and its follow-ups.
That's how I felt about infinity war and endgame.
I decided not to watch after finding out it was a 2 parter, then after endgame came out I still hadn't watched it after a good year and a half.
Then someone spoiled the ending out of nowhere in a post and I decided I'd finally watch it.
I'm impressed you've gone this long.
- What kinda spoilers for infinity or endgame? I’m curious as to what’s a spoiler for those. I know about the snap, but I know nothing of endgame (I haven’t see a Marvel thing since I went to an iron man 1 prerelease for work, and probably won’t)
I know I saw the movie but I guess it wasn't memorable. 🤷‍♂️
Same 😮‍💨
- me too (like some braindead AOLer)
I feel like it might have been spoiled before release? I could be wrong but I remember speculation based on Harrison Ford talking about being too old or plain wanting out of the series.
- Possibly. I didn't follow it that closely.

The downvotes on this post are from the crows.

Holy crap that came out in 2015? Thats wild

Harrison Ford killed Han Solo. He was trying to after the first film.

Scott, is that you? Call the gang!!

Disney, the makers of Bambi, the Lion King, and Up paid $4 billion to own Star Wars. They made a trilogy about death.

We didn't expect that, but we probably should have.

I booked tickets for opening day to see it after work. I was browsing /all before the show and /r/4chan had tagged all their posts "Kylo Ren kills Han Solo, his father".

Those fuckers.

Scott's getting murdered all the time.

This REALLY takes me back to the week Return of the Jedi came out. A woman in my office came strolling back from lunch with her friend who worked in the area next to ours. As they separated, she finished their Star Wars conversation by loudly blurting over the partitions: "I haven't seen it yet, but I heard..."

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This was in a group of about a dozen software developers. She was dead to us from then on.

Defenestration.

Scott is a prick, and got what's coming to him. Caw.

Dude, spoilers.

And althoo with you.