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fossilesque @mander.xyz

2mo ago

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Hyenas teeth are scary
Hyenas reproductive system is terrifying
- Hummm, their reproduction system? Tell me more...
  
  It involves giving birth through a “pseudo penis”.
I "heard" that title to the tune of "Immigrant Song"
My, what nice teeth you have, Mr Wolf. Mr Hyena is overdue for a cleaning, maybe some invisaligns.
Awww sleepy forbidden puppies 🥹
It's close, but aren't hyenas technically feline?
- Nope, they are in a different group than felines or canines.
- Theyre their own genus.
Hyena: better to have and not need Wolf: I have what I need
Hyenas are fucking terrifying
- yet also kind of cute
  
  At a distance with thick bars between me and them, maybe.
  At night on the open savannah? Pure nightmare fuel
  
  dont look up hyena births
  
  one of the less cute animals i'd say, considering that all mammals just kinda default to being cute.
- be not afraid
  /watch?v=EoQbjNlJ_0w
Mmm, yes, I can see that they both have pointy teeth
Hyena teeth look like something AI would generate .

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