'Delco Pooper' caught, and charged, after video goes viral
‘Delco Pooper’ caught, charged after video of incident goes viral (updated)
“It was a clean poop, I didn’t even have to wipe,” she allegedly told police.
That was definitely not a clean poop.
That wasn't a poop .... that was a spray
But not aerosolized. More like a restaurant’s pancake batter disperser that gives a perfect serving every time the lever is pressed.
Fucking desgustang
Cleanly executed though. I can't believe how fast she fired that off
Am I tripping or is she somehow able to poop without taking her shorts or underwear off? It's hard to make out
Damn no kidding
Damn that's honestly kind of impressive I don't think I'd be able to shit on command like that so quickly
A clean poop? That runny mess looks more like she was marking her territory.
Right?
Lady's absolutely poop coping
But she didn’t have to wipe, supposedly, so all good.
Why do so many people choose shit publicly in these situations?
Aggressive, screaming randos exist, but choosing to become the shitter is unforgettable.
Madonna said that to the best of his knowledge, that account does belong to Solometo.
WTF are police doing telling the public that a Facebook account belongs to the suspect of an unrelated crime so that they can harass the account owner?
That aside, shitting on a car is pretty vile but this woman's responses to everything are fucking hilarious. "I have a sickness"
$10k bond for pooping on a car? That seems way too high.
The cost of toilet paper in US.
Hard to tell. There are a lot of variables to setting bond.
Ideally, it's low enough that they can afford it at least through a bail bondsman.
High enough that they're not just going to dodge the court, or at least that a bail bondsman doesn't think they'll dodge the court.
Likely, the judge either thinks she has a little bit of money or is a possible flight risk.
Delco Pooper has such a nice ring to it.
Just waiting for the band to form and their first single to be "Shit Spray."
everything about this is awesome
Stay classy, delco.
Well, I've never thought about it along those lines before, but that woman absolutely looks like someone who would shit on your car hood.
Now that’s a shitpost.
That's some funny shit...
Wheres the vid
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Rip me
Delco gonna Delco, we all know this ¯(ツ)_/¯
That is the mug shot of someone with absolutely zero remorse.
Based
I'd call it a shit-eating grin, but that's really not the right term at all.
Shit-yeeting grin.