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Delivered to your door*
*Within 3 metres or 80% accuracy
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Ex gonna give it to ya
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Ex gon' give it to ya (WHAT‽)
Fuck waitin' for you to get it on your own
EX gon' deliver to ya (Uh)
Knock knock, open up the door, it's real
With the non-stop, pop pop from stainless steel
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I heard that the cool aid man had to get a second job, didn't know that it was for fedex
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Express delivery
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Now delivering straight to you on your couch!
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Message for you sir!
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Driver exists the work van.
They walk past you to your fridge and puts a "sorry we missed you" sticker on it.
They get into their van and back out of your house.
I had to argue with a driver to give me my package once after watching him walk up with the note filled out in his hand. Very infuriating.