3mo ago

🤙 hang ten 🤙

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I'd love to meet one of those few. A skateboarder eating that much krill has to be such an amazing spectacle
- I wanna see a whale do a kickflip more, that would be wicked as fuck!
  
  Pretty cool, but I think I'd rather watch a teenager in baggypants break the laws of physics entirely by consuming multiple times his body mass
  
  They do there belly flops, where they rise from the water and splash on it. I suppose that is pretty close, but I have done neither.
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can outrun a shark. So in a triathlon it comes down to the bicycle part.
- Yeah but monkeys have hands on their feet, so they can pull on the pedal's upstroke as well as push on the downstroke ☝️
  
  Tri bikes usually have clip-in pedals so humans can do this too.
very few whales, not 0. That's something I want to see!
- Not that few.
  https://youtube.com/shorts/h3Qf31SjY2A
  
  Kickflip ≠ Backflip ≠ Peanut flip
Just because you've never seen a whale do a kickflip doesn't mean they can't.
- They would just rather not
- Wouldn't they do flipper-flips instead?
  
  The inventor of the trick was human, so the name stuck.
  
  Does one need feet to kick?
- It only says most can't - but we'll never be able to prove that such a whale does not exist at all.
Despite being a shitpost this is actually quite a positive statement for your own mental health
- Find your kickflip.
  
  I kick people and flip em off. Does that meet criteria?
It's true, I can't even put away a million krill before I start feeling like a glutton.
- Bro... if you're not downing at least 10M krill per day, the Kraken wins.
I can drink hydrochloric acid without dyeing
- Watch out, that stuff can die your clothes.
  
  All clothes dead, even the little socks
I had my first class on heterogeneity in the classroom today and the teacher would have loved this tweet
- Why not share it with teacher?
  
  I’d have to wait two weeks, because she doesn’t check her email, but I already bookmarked it

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