Your Brain Is Not an Onion With a Tiny Reptile Inside

Hard disagree, I am the reptile

Then why does it make me cry?

Why not? What if I want it to be

Well obviously. We'd smell the onions if they were just inside of our noses and all around us in crowds. It must be a gourd or something with a lower scent profile.

Then how come people cry when I peel their brain?