Spoon knows what spoon must do
Spoon knows what spoon must do
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When my gf spoons me it also makes something go up (my mood) so you must be onto something
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I always thought it was the water freaking out, but this clarifies things.
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Yes. But, we are conscious beings and we can choose our spoonness.
Are you trying to accomplish something? Some work you need to do? Be like spoon. You have one purpose---to accomplish that objective.
Choose to be like spoon, and have a blessed day.
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Ah, that explains my work ethic - there is no spoon!
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I wish someone would spoon me
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Heresy! Forget spoon! Spoon is weak and passive! Be like fork! Stab problem repeatedly!
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My spoon has multiple purposes. It is very fancy. It is for display. It is beautiful. It is for aphrodisia. It is for foreplay. It is large. It is for home defense. It is too big. I honestly don't think I've ever eaten from my favorite spoon.
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This feels like Pliny the Elder logic
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Yep, that makes sense to me.
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Campbell's first law of motion
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Just here to stir the pot
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In emergency, spoon is also drumstick.
Ba-DUM tssss!
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This seems odd, but I'm no
spoonologistcochleologist*, so who am I to argue?(*ligulist or trullologist also work)
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To spoon, ice cream is just hard soup.
Vanilla ice cream is just melted creme anglaise. Which is vanilla egg desert soup.
Egg in ice cream? What the fuck
Isn’t it?
Hopefully it is dessert soup otherwise it might be a bit on the sandy side.