2y ago

Toss me

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A French child is never late nor are they early, they arrive when they precisely mean to 🇫🇷🥖
Please place them gently in the collection chute.
Why don't they just let the kids in? Who cares if they are a little late. Life's complicated, shit happens.
- "Tardiness" rules always struck me as pedantic bullshit. "Nope. You're here 3 seconds after the bell rang. Now, miss more class to go get a late slip from the office."
  
  So we should wait for those late, to start ? Tell me how it's fair for those who arrived in time.
Read the article about this and the policy seems really really dumb. If parents miss the 8:30am deadline they have to wait until 10am. So they have to waste an hour and a half of their day because a school administrator can't be arsed to walk to the gate and take the child inside?
Like if parents are resorting to throwing their child over a 6ft tall fence maybe take a look at your policies that are making people resort to that?
Not to excuse the parents, cuz they're dumb too.
How light are French children that you can throw them over an 6 foot tall fence
- Little practice and a decent hammer throw technique your average adult ought to be able to get higher than a six foot arc with 50lbs. Trick is to grab em by the ankles, looking them in the eye is incredibly distracting.
  
  Or just solongeybowser them
- Elementary kids? 50-70 pounds. Oh wait we want kilos. With cheese.
- French children are typically the size of human children. This might be surprising from an US perspective.
  
  American obesity is a plague spreading here to Canada too
- They are full of hot air like all Frensh people...
  
  It's from the Baguettes.
- You can't lift your child?
  
  You're telling me you can lift a 50 pound child over your head and toss them? Multiple times a week?
Don’t tell the English.
NOT THE BEARD!!!
How strong is Aragorn that he could toss a dwarf, who are stout and heavy? He must have some elvish strength enhanced jewelry.
- Aragorn is a Dunedain, a superior race of humans who were blessed by the gods (before Sauron caused their downfall). That's why he's the rightful king, and why he has such impressive feats of strength, intelligence and courage.
  
  Where do the books detail that? I've read them, but I never caught that before. I thought the Dunedin were just another ethnicity of men. That's pretty cool though.

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