You'd think they are made for running but in reality they are made for finding sunny spots in the house

long cat

My grandma had 3 rescued greyhounds over the years and from what I could tell they were made for sleeping! Laziest dogs I ever saw.

Two states. Blur and puddle

Can confirm my greyhound is an expert in finding places to lounge or sleep, sometimes both!

I once heard greyhounds described as "zoom potatoes", after their exactly two modes of existence.