How is your closet organized?

Organized?

Badly.

Fuck it, 30 second sketch

Fuck it, 30 second sketch too.
I really thought that said "jocks + underwear" and I was confused lmao. Like, those are the same thing. Then I noticed it was an S.
The two shelves at the bottom are just some cheap Sterilite plastic shelves i got from Walmart many years ago
Interesting, though I can't read the word above "socks."

I sleep in it so I can have the entire bedroom available for all my clutter

...you can do that?

the pile consumes all

I want a closet lol

There's a dirty pile of clothes and a clean basket of laundry.

When the contents of the basket are small enough, I flip them into a clean pile of clothes and a dirty basket of laundry.

By occasion. Work shirts taken from one side and added on other. Club wear and winter wear get own sections.

Work shirts taken from one side and added on other.
I don't know why I didn't think of this simple logic. Thanks for sharing!
Your clubs have a uniform?

In such a way that I can only use a very little bit of it without having to remove things to get in deeper.

My closet has five drawers and an open space that has three layers next to it. The items in the drawers are arranged according to function.

Drawer 1 (topmost): accessories This contains my handkerchiefs, face towels, bandannas, but also some headwear and gloves.
Drawer 2: socks and underwear Pretty self-explanatory, I guess? I put this high up so that I don't have to bend down, exposing my bare ass into the air when I need to get a change of underwear.
Drawer 3: shorts Along with the next drawer, this is where I store my "housewear" which is just shorts and simple shirts (or undershirts)
Drawer 4: undershirts Yep, undershirts and other simple shirts. This can also contain some old "outside shirts" repurposed to become housewear.
Drawer 5 (bottom-most): cold weather clothes This contains my jackets, pajamas and other "cold weather clothes". I live in a very warm place, so these see very rare use, hence, their position at the bottom drawer.

For the other space, it's "outside wear" shirts organized by color for the top two layers. The top layer has shirts with simple, round-neck collars, and the middle layer has the shirts with less-than-simple collars. The bottom layer has my jeans, pants, and other "outside wear" clothes that are not shirts.

Stacked in piles. Clean ones go on the bottom and I wear the one on the top. The ones I have on the hanger I put on the right side after use / wash and the ones on the far left I get rid of due to being unused. I try to have as little clothes as possible and keep the colors such that everything goes with everything else.

Alphabetically, of course.

However my wife wants it organized.

From the top:

Seldom used pants, shirts and other clothes.
Pants
Shirts
Shirts
Shirts
Underwear/Socks

My house was built before Australia became a nation, it doesn't have closets.

Emotionally.

Shirts on the left, overwear on the right, pants and sweats up top, and luggage / laundry bin on the floor. EZ

I put a six-drawer dresser in my closet:

Top right: Socks, underwear, and miscellaneous small things
Middle right: T-shirts
Bottom right: Jeans and shorts
Top left: Sheets and towels
Middle left: Long-sleeve shirts and reusable shopping bags
Bottom left: Miscellaneous

Plastic drawers and bins of twisty puzzles go on top of the dresser.

Empty cardboard boxes, emergency rations, and less frequently used textiles go on the shelf near the ceiling.