False advertising

You could render dove-fat and saponify it, that's a pretty reasonable way to make soap. They have high fat content afaik.

Lots of soap is made from fatty birds like ducks and geese.

I don't know why people think soap would be made out of drones

Getting real tired of these fake ass baby oils

Buy baby oil.

Not made of babies.

I had the same experience with the ice cream.

The island belongs to the dove-es

Yeah right, next you’re gonna tell me that Irish spring soap isn’t infused with leprechauns.

Same with Ivory. WE'VE BEEN LIED TO!!!!