It's a common misconception that pee is stored in the balls,
The balls are actually for storing microplastics
The older I get, the more appealing a catheter sounds.
You drink water because you feel like shit if you don't. Alcohol is a "feel great for a while, then like shit for longer", and only if done in moderation and not too often.
Alcohol is a diuretic.
You'll never escape Planet Piss Prison.