Yeah, nah... I can and have gotten past a lot of issues to give a blowjob, but I can't be making deep meaningful eye contact with a beloved Disney character while deep throating an anonymous dong. I didn't know where my limit was, but apparently I've found it
There's a suspicious lack of cum staining.
it's because a bird collects them... a Swallow 😬
Plot twist: The stains are on the other side..
That's what I said before they threw me off Air Force One in 1996!