Which one do you prefer?

The romans had arena mode

- So I think they wiped with moss-on-a-stick which is cool but I also think they had communal moss-on-a-stick which really is most heinously uncool and not cash money at all :(
This is the original Battle Royale.

I prefer single player, you can get way more immersed

I too like to be immersed in shit.

Massively multiplayer

Multipooper

TP dispenser should be in the middle and there should be only one of those for max competition.

They could do a jump off like in basketball

Versus, eye contact is required to assert dominance.

Classic battleshits

Watch out for friendly fire

Co-op, you can shake your hand really hard while you poop to make that big poo come down. Cooperation wins

Or... you could arm wrestle whilst pushing your processed food out of your sewer canal, making good use of that extra force.
- Exactly, you took the words out of my mouth

I need to be hand-held while shitting, so the choice is obvious

I wonder if the low-flow restrictions apply to the right toilet.

Not co op shitting, a normal WC for most US citizen

What's your ELO?

I wouldn't presume to call them mine, but Electric Light Orchestra are an English rock band best known for the absolute banger Mr Blue Sky.
- It's okay, you can have them. As long as we still get to share the songs

I feel like its a two on one

who wouldn't?
I mean, that's probably someone's sexual fetish out of the earth's population
I'm very touch-starved, okay? I'll have my hand held whenever and wherever I can get it.

Ancient as in ancient Rome?

So playing co-op in the middle you fall into the toilet. Something something taking one for the team.

As a youth I went on a backpacking trip. At designated camping spots they had latrines that were open air boxes with a toilet seat on top. They came in three configurations:

Solo, one seat
Pilot-to-copilot, two seats, side by side
Pilot-to-bombardier, two seats, back to back

Coop, to ensure a better cleaning

Versus so we can play battleshits

Couch coop

Shitee