Citi mistakenly credits $81 trillion to customer account

To be fair, $280 and $81 trillion is like next right to each other on the keyboard

Hello, I'd like to make a cash withdrawal please.

Withdraw it, then tell them to sue you. With $81 trillion to pay your legal bills you’re untouchable. If you lose, just declare bankruptcy.

Damn, two great things could have happened at once.