New cheap offers from the funeral home

Fargo on tour

Child coffins always were cheaper than adult coffins, through our patented technology, now your loved ones can fit and you’ll reap the savings!

It’s raining men!

You'll save on disposal fees but no one tells you about the biohazard clean up fees.

I must have a pretty warped sense of humour.. haven't had a good laugh like that in ages.

Why bury your loved ones in toxic chemicals when you can spray them as fertilizer over a field of flowers or Monsanto Roundup Ready Corn^TM !

Shredder from TMNT has fallen on hard times.

Die today, save thousands!

Space is at a premium these days...