Something something sexual tyrannosaurus
Something something sexual tyrannosaurus
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Don't forget about the Poophole Loophole.
Apparently anal sex doesn't count according to some Mormon kids. So I hear, anyway.
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Fuck me in the ass 'cuz I love Jesus!
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That one's pretty common with Catholics.
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As Garfunkel and Oates say: Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus!
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Fucking weirdos.
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Celebrate fellow homos!
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And how do you get it in without moving?
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Shhh, let them have their fun
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ex-mormon here, born and raised.
yeah. it's actually a fucking thing. oh also if you get a friend to jump on the bed or push it that's also okay, because you're not the one making the movements!
That's a wingman and a half.
The technical term is "jump hump"
Your friend fucks your girlfriend for you with your dick?
Holy shit I'm dead.
Have they never ran an unbalanced washing machine?