memes @lemmy.world ummthatguy @lemmy.world 5mo ago A parSec is a meaSuRe Of distance, nOt tiMe! Original:
A little tension before the "action" starts. Next thing you know, someone's prehensile member is grazing your ear canal.
"When your brother's date shoots his load at your sugar daddy."
Sounds like the porn parody series, The Hard Boys.