♬ I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town, there's no need to be unhappy. ♬
♬ I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town, there's no need to be unhappy. ♬
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And a Macho Man version (including Randy "Macho Man" Savage hogging the spotlight), 'cause why not:
A guy I worked with went to high school with Randy Jones (the cowboy). He became the most popular person at all their class reunions.