Gift of speech

As an American:

1 - Taking things too far is The American Way™ and we are proud of our excessiveness.

B - I'm sad that I have no idea what a "bush doof" is, but it sounds pretty cool if there's bongs and turtle balls.

Third - I got nothing else, just being excessive at this point

IV - why are you still reading this? I told you I got nothing else.

f - I think I lost count of which point I was on...

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The hairy discoballs were dangling and dazzling for the entire dance floor to see
- As an American:
  1 - Taking things too far is The American Way™ and we are proud of our excessiveness.
  B - I'm sad that I have no idea what a "bush doof" is, but it sounds pretty cool if there's bongs and turtle balls.
  Third - I got nothing else, just being excessive at this point
  IV - why are you still reading this? I told you I got nothing else.
  f - I think I lost count of which point I was on...
Consider this a reminder to trim unsightly hair on your scrotum.
- Make me.
- No