5mo ago

Trudeau says Trump is serious about wanting to annex Canada

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Fuck that orange shit stain
- I'd rather interact with my orange beer shits than Trump
  
  Bad news: when Trump annexes Canada, your orange beer shits will have a much lower alcohol content.
Putin wants trump to get Greenland and Canada because USA + Greenland + Canada + Russia is basically >50% of the land.
Been saying this since he first brought it up limd a 7 or 8 years ago or whatever.
- I mean, remove Greenland from the list and not a lot changes right?
  
  There will be some polar bears feeling very left out.
  
  Greenland has a very large proportion of the world's accessible fresh water. Something America is rapidly running out of because water is being pumped out of the ground faster than it's being replenished. Couple that with all the minerals and ores being exposed due to the melting glaciers and Greenland is a pretty important strategic interest to the U.S.
Question for American soldiers, how many of you are willing to die in the attempt to invade your neighbour and ally?
If you got the order to cross the border what would you do?
- It'd genuinely surprise me if there were many American soldiers on here.
- While we have your attention. In the event you do invade our country please ensure you have your dogtags on you at all times.
  Your bodies will be unrecognizable when they get shipped home.
Serious about wanting to start WWIII by annexing a sovereign nation, he means.
Perhaps Trump will try to calm people by calling it, say, a “connection”?

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