Every time there's a new type of "prove you're not a robot" gate put up on a website, I don't have to figure out the human answer, I have to figure out what a robot thinks is the human answer.

Does a motorcycle include a motorcycle helmet? No. But a robot has never ridden a motorcycle or even seen one with eyes.

Does a glass of juice count as food? No. But a robot has no idea what food is.

Am I spending too much time adjusting this puzzle piece because I have a trackpad? No. Because I have a trackpad.

I've been disqualified with all of those.