6mo ago

The water in the tub when you take a bath is like a you-flavoured broth or soup

Been thinking of this out of the bath. Enjoy this thought the next time you are in a bath or hot tub.

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No. You don't make a soup or broth out of the water you used to clean an animal before you eat it.
- You don't?? Is that why my soup always tastes like the smell of being in a barn??? Why did no one tell me this????
Me flavored water, 15 cents! Come taste my knees!
- Such a great show
- More like “come taste my butthole”… no thanks 🤣
I'd assume the taste of soap is usually a lot stronger.
- You use soap in the bath? I just scrub with a carrot or a head of broccoli.
- I mean you can add all the salts and microplastic glitter bouillon cubes you want to mask it but it's still a rumschlumpel broth.
  
  Googled it and couldn't find an answer. WTF is a rumschlumpel?
- ok, ok...it's you-flavored soap.
- I had the same thought and then landed on... I really fucking hope it is at least
- Soap and dirt
You may enjoy the Perfect Bath.
If homeopathy is correct, that water has the memory of all the shit that's ever been in it.
I am laying down in wet empty bath and shower head kinda constantly sprinkles (fountains?) water around it while I scroll Lemmy. What irresponsible dish does it make me?

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