6mo ago

Massive dumps

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You should open the venti, it reeks in there.
- Because of the massive trumps.
I went to a Starbucks once and he started yapping all this terminology at me and I just said "a medium hot chocolate, please".
Then got charged four quid.
- you ever wanna really make their brain skip a beat
  ask for a black coffee in the biggest cup
  totally makes them have to stop and think and they always catch themselves trying to add something to it. I will usually add, no I don't want room for cream but I do want a little room so it doesn't bounce out when I try to start drinking it
  
  I wish I liked coffee to be able to do that. Then again, their prices are so exaggerated throwing the coffee away after the bit has about the same value as drinking it.
  
  Their coffee is burnt tasting, why would you want it?
Fun fact. Venti just means 20 in Italian. So when you order a venti hot latte, it's 20oz. Which is not true for the cold drinks, which is 24oz.
- Imagine someone coming up to the counter to inform the barista that someone took a 20 oz shit
  
  “Oh and here’s your scale back.”
  
  Shit is weighed in courics
  
  Burnt shit.
- My understanding is the cup size is different because cold drinks typically have ice that gets added to the same amount of liquid.
Yup, I took a large venti in your bathroom
It's a Venti low-whip triple-curler with nuts on top
That the room for it, what's the issue?
- I was wondering that myself. Perhaps they went in the urinal?
I have ordered a "medium" many times, they understand sensible sizes too.

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