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The Picard Maneuver @startrek.website

2y ago

It's time to come clean

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I know what I have to do, I just don't know if I have the strength to do it
- Let me introduce you to the magic of... levers!
Well at least happy bir... oh it's not? Then it must be your friend's... oh...
- It's my birthday today and I've already eaten 2 apple fritters and it's only 11am. I'm in this picture and I hate it.
  
  Happy birthday! Remember calories don't count if you don't count calories! Jk, enjoy your day and worry about calories tomorrow
Just write off the day and start again tomorrow. Maybe set a bit lower calorie goals for the next couple of weeks.
[...] an entire birthday cake
Those are rookie numbers.
Calorie apps are a ploy by ZOG to get me to stop drinking their sunflower oil (I won't).
I have the opposite problem, I'm struggling to get enough calories. We'll come back stronger next week I hope!

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