Lemmy is ever vigilant against the AI threat.

In order to combat the increase of bots, we will now require DNA verification

-Spaz

the best thing about that idea is that there's open human DNA on the Internet somewhere. Forgot what it was called but I found a file that's just a bunch of ATGCAARGCCGAT's from different animals and a few humans
That's how we'll end up in the Gattaca timeline.

I'd honestly be more suspicious of those who do pass it 3 times in a row.

You better not be snooping on me using TOR to do innocent things and failing 3 times because doing CAPTCHA on TOR is like pulling teeth with a nuclear powered jackhammer.

I'm not a robot, I'm just really really stoned.

I get captchas that are like "select motorcycles" and they're all scooters, or "select all busses" and 95% of the pictures are what machine vision assumes to be a bus but is actually a crosswalk

And I fail them because I don't pick the "obviously not a bus" bus

1 pixel of the traffic light is in a box. Does the box contain a traffic light or not? 😭
- I select them anyways which probably leads to another fail lmao

I just woke up my cat lol

I do it on purpose, I make just enough mistakes to barely pass as human

I vote we have all babies exiting the womb complete a captcha to ensure we are only birthing humans

Except they're half plastic these days 🥺

Ok this one got a real, audible laugh from me

Me using a VPN on the internet all the time and failing the captcha multiple times: Maybe I am a robot?

So glad I got Buster.

I know you didn't mean me, but here I am!
- Well I'm glad you're here too!

Love terminator 6. Probably watch it tonight while my football team gets destroyed. #httr

Nah, just cross-posting non-tankie content found on .ml communities to the closest relevant non-.ml communities
Just so happens that Ultra is the main (only?) poster of the .ml shitpost comm

I have to purposefully slow down or it gives me 3 in a row and then fails

I haven’t even started, god I hate those time travellers.

I'm not a robot, I'm just dyslexic 😭