*cough cough* GOLLUM *cough cough*

Was Gollum willing to kill people for the ring? Yes.
Was Gollum completely obsessive about a ring? Also yes.
Would I want to be trapped in a room with Gollum and not Andrew Tate? Yes.

If i was stuck in a room with Gollum, Sauron and Tate with a gun and two bullets, I'd shoot Tate twice.
- What if there were also a bear?
- Wise, Sauron is an unkillable evil unless you destroy the one ring, and if you tried to shoot Gollum, you'd almost certainly miss.
- I'd shoot myself and then Tate
  Just kidding, I'm not suicidal
- Well, Sauron can't be killed by a gunshot anyway, he's a very powerful maiar and Gollum might not be too bad if you don't have the ring, so probably the right choice.
Now isn’t that precious

Him, his brother, Canadian benzo king, that uppity African-American with several baby mommas, orange deity, Yaxley-Fucking-Lennon et al. almost make me want to be anti cis white male… but then I realise that would make me more, not less, like them.

Kids, if you’re reading this, trust me when I say that if these guys are your heroes then you’ve fucked up already - but it’s never too late to save yourself. Good luck.

There is a serious problem of kids, especially boys, not having heroes these days.
- I can’t say for sure, but I have no reason to doubt that.
that uppity African-American with several baby mommas
I have no idea who you're referring to, but why are you using slurs and negative stereotypes?
- There’s a guy, a South African, who, in my opinion has too much of a say in another country’s (the US’) politics. He bought Twitter, works with electric cars, space rockets, brain chips etc.
  His name escapes me. Sorry to offend you.
- Elon Musk
- I think they are trying to refer to musk but he is African not African-American. Hrm..

I'm starting to believe goblins do exist and they're out there grifting incels.

Only just starting?

There’s probably some nice people who look like that, too, so I prefer to attack his ugly as fuck character and soul.

Why resort to criticizing their looks, when they’re sooo much uglier inside?

It's fair to attack someone's looks when it is a point of pride they assert themselves. He obviously thinks he's some kind of hotshot macho man, so kicking him when he's down is fine given the crimes he's committed and how generally awful he is. It is not the same as making fun of a random person's appearance for no reason.
- Holy shit that's Andrew Tate? Lmao
- I mean, let’s try it based on the gut check, based on a fictional billionaire.
  “That bastard passed a bill that lets him appropriate community funds to repair his six - SIX mansions while the community suffers. And you know what’s almost as bad? He’s BLACK.”
- Doesn’t really matter if it’s fair. It’s not right. And your eagerness to jump to it, once you feel justified to do so, says a lot about your own character.
Agreed.

At least bad things are happening to ONE bad person. Andrew Tate, my beacon of hope.

My feelings exactly. We have to be happy about even small wins like this
- Puft diddly being charged was that for a moment as well.
  When the karma finally shows up...

Mainly I'm going to slave these bitches […] I'm going to make them work even more hours and hours and hours.. I work these bitches like slaves. […] SLAVE work. Minimum 10 or 12 hours a day."

"I don't want to tell them that they have OnlyFans, I want that money to be used by me and you, screw them…"

"I don't want them to have the passwords, I don't want them to have anything."

The death penalty is kind for men like this.

The Tate brothers, and some of the women working for them, previously told investigators that the allegations are the result of jealousy.
Projection

"Peak alpha male"

What living in Romania does to a mfr.

Nosferatu-maxxing, it's this cool new trend
- Yeah I look like Nosferatu, it's a bald white thing. Although apparently Tate's dad was black? Either way.
  Edit: I should clarify, I look like a jacked Nosferatu. I'll manage.
It’s a nice.
It's more likely steroids used to make him an "alpha male."

Looks more like andrew Taint to me.

Seeing his face is like hearing a vicious slur.

Flows nicely, but it's an inaccurate collage of plot elements.

Isildur lost the ring in a river.
Déagol found the ring in a river.
Sméagol killed Déagol for the ring.
Sméagol (now Gollum) lost the ring in a cave.
Bilbo, Frodo, Sam, Frodo, Gollum, 🌋?

So one thing I don't get.. Hobbits are supposed to be like a nice race, not easily corruptible, all they want is food and peace. A hobbit would be the best race to trust with the one ring. Bilbo had it for like 80+ years and gave it away, Frodo threw it away and ignored it for like 18 years, Sam didn't give a shit about it... So why did it corrupt Sméagol so? He was a hobbit too.
- That's the thing, though. It did corrupt them.
  Almost everyone who touched the ring immediately got curropted by it, with the exception of Frodo, but in the end it did work on him anyway.
  Bilbo tried keeping the ring a secret as soon as he found it.
  Sam had difficulties giving the ring back to Frodo, and he only had it for a day or two.
  And if I remember correctly, I think the situation with Sméagol was accelerated for the movie scene.
- Sméagol is from a race that was closely related to hobbits, but not exactly hobbits.

Is that Asmongold?

Why you do Asmondgold like that?
- Aww you're right. We can't throw shade at the genocide supporting right wing grifter.

Andrew Tate uranium cake

More like urinal cake.
- I bet that's what they tried to say but autocorrect fucked it.

He looks like Babish lol

Off brand Vsauce Michael to me
That is an insult to Babish.
How dare you compare him to Andrew.
Oh shit, they both have the save first name, lol

he looks like he's one of those trolls that live under bridges

Oh boy, dude hit the wall running.

Dude really shouldn’t have hit the wall that fast, but I’m glad he did lol

Is this a recent picture? Because I'm pretty sure he's back on YouTube talking shit like an edgy 13 year old...

Ah, how the pathetic have fallen.

He should use that picture in his "BRUV" party campaign for UK Prime Minister (which is totally not just about attracting money from Elon Musk).

He probably goes around asking women to guess what's in his pocket and then whips his penis out through a hole in said pocket.

That's what I read on Facebook, so it must be true

You're average sewer rat king is better groomed than that.

Didn't Gollum find the ring in a lake?

he lost it at an underground lake, where bilbo found it. gollum found the ring in a river, or rather, his friend found it in a river, and then gollum killed him and took it from him.
- Oh, ok. I was picturing a cave but I guess it was an underground lake. I understood the reference either way