Internet historian: I found this cool article, so I plagiarized the whole thing, and the rest of my content is subtle dog whistles.
If I was the historian, I'd like to think I'd take it somewhere in between. Neither too cold nor too hot, I'd be the Goldilocks Historian on YouTube!
Me the gigachad: I'm the one who accomplished these things.
The best historians invent time travel if a part of history is too boring
It wasnt even me who made it up it just sounded plausible and i rolled with it