I don't know why I even notice or pay attention but the bishops have this one locked down. I am pretty sure there is a first turn checkmate for them. So, going to war wasn't the best idea.
Where are the little children pieces and the clergy that are sooooo attached to them?
I guess the bishop pieces can disappear and reappear, when they are in danger of being captured, on different boards randomly.
what's your angle here
...all of them
except straight ahead
no straight bishops silly