7mo ago

I thought its existence was just a myth

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Meanwhile after drink it....
- I don't want him showing up at my door.
  
  Send 'im round to mine, then
Is the wine magic or the penis?
- Generally, the wine is made with extract from animal penises, with the belief that drinking it will give you sexual performance and vitality.
  I'll give it a pass, personally
  
  ...extract?
  
  To become an Alpha Dick, one must consume the dick of the weak.
  
  And probably poached rhino horn.
  
  First time reading a sarcastic joke on the internet? Boy, are you in for a wild ride.
- Hmm. I don't remember my magical penis making a wine, but I'll ask it...
- It's wine that made from water that was cycled through magical penises. Of course it's also magical, that's how magic works
+5 Vigor, +5 Endurance
- +4 Dexterity
  
  +4 Two-Handed
- Hahahaha, I heard the song immediately
Is it wine made from magical penises?
Wine that will make your penis magic?
Wine for magical penises?
Wine made by a magical penis?
- Yes
Is it as good as 3 penis wine?
https://youtu.be/OuEf-xV9hQc
- It tastes better but it’s not as effective.
  I wouldn’t serve this swill at my EBDB BnB.
That's what my wife calls it when I stir her coffee with my dick
- While it is still boiling?
  
  I mean, the lady isn't into cold coffee.
Hmmm I’m detecting notes of cedar, gooseberries, a hint of vanilla… and… and… um.. is that..
Taiwanese person here that can read the ingredients. It looks like it's made from Toad testicles. Edit: nope it's Gecko
- 蛤蚧 (géjiè) is gecko
  
  Well shit. I totally misread that.
Been sitting on this photo for 10 years, my time has come
- Quaker appears to make a very different type of oatmeal overseas...
I wouldn't have thought penis would have a high enough sugar content.
- It's not the wine that's magical, it's the penises that are. The magic is that they're sugary enough.
- They must've eaten a ton of pineapple.
'god whip alcohol'
- On this occasion the translation on the bottle is accurate. 鞭 (biān) is also used for certain animal penises (maybe ungulates) when they're used as food or medicine, and 神 (shén) works as an adjective meaning miraculous or magical.
  
  Fascinating! I knew the first and last character from japanese, but I don't speak any flavour of 'chinese' (yet). I found it really interesting, how this combination of characters translated as "magic penis". When I learned about 'kanji' in japanese I inmediately fell in love with them and since then I've been passively trying to learn some mandarin.
以形补形，中医中常见的一个观点，哪个地方需要提高或者不舒服，就用什么部位做药进行治疗和调养。
translate me so that you know more background

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