You are all WAY too happy about an extremely powerful and very wealthy CEO who controls a monopoly and uses slave labor. Not to mention he has this two-tiered system based on arbitrary data.
You are all WAY too happy about an extremely powerful and very wealthy CEO who controls a monopoly and uses slave labor. Not to mention he has this two-tiered system based on arbitrary data.
Edit: Oh, and he supports the fossil fuel industry!
Oh but the workshop is a co-operative and Santa is a union man. The man dresses in all red, has a beard like Marx and distributes goods without any financial compensation.
Although he somehow always rewards rich good children with better presents than poor good children.
Don’t believe the propaganda! He exploits the workers! Do you know how hard it is for an elf to manufacture a microchip for an electronic toy- on schedule- with nothing but a wooden hammer? And having to do it with a smile, or else?
Not to mention the hereditary caste system. What if someone wants to be a dentist? Does Big Santa not even consider that possibility?
The elves have very tiny hands, makes it way easier for them to etch every individual transitor without powerful acids and light sensitive masks.
Precisely this