If Santa agrees - no Christmas presents for us this year

feels like some weird boomer worker bashing idk

sorry im sure u just meant to spread funny xmas shitposts

Job advertisements are so bad that this delivery job would show up as a "remote job" with some agencies characterising it as "work from home" because it's not in an office.

Source: I've been looking for work from home roles for several years now.

Boo! False equivalency.

Well if I only had one job, once a year, for a day and rest of the year I would just sit on my ass, I'd demand remote work too.

no Christmas presents for us this year

Plot Twist: Gabe Newell gets Santa Clause'd and gifts digital games.

Boomer humor aficionado. Keep it up. It's really popular.