Good evening I choose food panties.

can be found at your local spencer gifts, in red candy apple and grape

I heard that edible underwear is actually pretty disappointing. Having to spend more time eating them (hours, even!) doesn’t sound appealing.

Some food panty material ideas:

Tortilla

Thinly sliced steak

Yogurt (spread it on with a spoon)

Fish fillets

A panty-shaped cool ranch Dorito

I swear to God I had to read this like six times

If you’ve never seen food panties my guess is you haven’t spent enough time around poor people.

Yes, some will literally slip items from the store into their panties in order to steal them (or at the very least, to make frisking them utterly awkward whoever’s in charge).