People Twitter @sh.itjust.works FenrirIII @lemmy.world 7mo ago new strats? cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/19391215
some straight dudes even. "whoa, you killed that ceo? i don't swing that way but… you deserve a blowjob. you've earned it"
Step 1, be attractive.Step 2, don't be unattractive. Step 3 can be literally anything else including a brutal assassination.
Step 1: be a douchecanoeStep 2: don't not be obnoxiousStep 3 can be deliberately missing the point in any way, including commenting on Lemmy.
and if you swing the other way I'm sure it'd work on some dudes too
some straight dudes even. "whoa, you killed that ceo? i don't swing that way but… you deserve a blowjob. you've earned it"
I swing both ways and I would totally "aid and abet" Mr. Copayback.