Make sure your priorities are straight

Look kids. If you wanna get Conjunctivitis, E. Coli, Hepatitis, or Tapeworms, in addition to your STD. By all means keep licking the chocolate starfish. You do you. But you don’t have to censor the word ‘ass’ if that’s your behavior.

What about p😳ssy?
- Just make sure she's cleaning (hygiene AND STDs)
Every time a censored meme gets posted to the group named "shitpost" a kitten wanders into traffic.
But what if it's a clean butt
- Look, if you’re trying to make excuses you’re gonna do it anyway. Until you wake up one day with your guts upside down and connect the dots.
- There was a doctor working in a relevant field commenting about this. I can't promise I'll find it, but the bottom line is that there's no such thing, due to how plain impossible it is to clean properly around the bottleneck. It's not smooth.
- You do see the same words in the same basic order as the rest of us right?

it's never seeing the kitchen that makes me go to the restaurant again

Seeing the waste disposal area of a woman are what make me want to visit again.
Afk, gonna pass this revelation on to my wife.

There are "boy cooties" that turn you gay and then there are "girl gooties" that turn you in to a chad.

No need to supply a source, we know it’s from that groundbreaking paper from Based University.

This is the prudish comment thread I've ever seen in my life.

I'm new to this. Does "shitpost" have to be litteral?

Yes

People watching porn and obsessing over all the weird shit they see.

I never heard about eating ass until the internet and smart phones

Not trying to kink shame if that’s your thing but the internet is full of virgin young men who are obsessed with eating ass and fucking women’s asses.

Wikipedia says the term analingus was coined in the late 19th century and my cursory glance at google showed that there were explicit references to eating ass in early modern texts (~1500s). So tongue punching the fart box is at least as old as the Renaissance. Take the precautions you would normally take for butt stuff (disease free, recently bathed, haven't pooped or eaten in 3+ hours, an enema if you're fancy) and you should be just fine. Eating ass is fun and I will die on this hill
- "tongue punching the fart box" and "Renaissance" in the same sentence.
  Bravo.
- Any girl who would touch him we would think could lick the arse of a diseased hangman.
  Catullus (~84BC - ~54BC) The Carmina of Gaius Valerius Catullus. Leonard C. Smithers. London. Smithers. 1894.
- My original comment is more to the obsession with anal stuff that I believe has been heightened by easy access to porn.
  You do you.
Oh sweet child. I don't think you or the people here understand what "kink" communities actual do with each other. Eating ass is vanilla to them. Eating ass is barely a "kink" and most people who do it aren't trying to do it all the time. It's just something that people do every once in a while.
- Good for you I suppose. I wasn’t asking.
  I guess you are the arbiter of whatever you think kink is. Again, good for you I suppose.
I don't even understand the appeal for either of the involved parties. I don't want things in or around my asshole, nor do I want any involvement with those of others. For reasons that completely elude me there seems to have been a cultural shift during my life from butt stuff being deviant behavior and fodder for jokes to almost a default expectation.
I don't actually believe that it is a common expectation in real life dating between actual non-terminally-online people, but it certainly seems to be portrayed as such.
- I mean, men do have the prostate in their butts?
I don't have a high "body count" by any means but I've also never heard of anyone eating ass before the recent internet craze. I'm half convinced that it's just a meme.
- What in the actual hell are you guys talking about? The Internet didn't invent this. Assplay has been a thing for as long as we've been a species. Ya'll fucking delusional.
- Nah man, people just love butt stuff. This is not really new, it's just more visible than ever.
- Ehhh, I’ve done it, and people I’ve been with have specifically requested it. In my generation it seems to be a common thing.
  Bout as kinky as fucking in the bathroom or something, or putting whipped cream on a dick, so like low level kinks.
  Obviously you gotta be quite hygiene concious it you do it, I’ve only done it in the shower personally.
- I think people really are obsessed with it.
  I think it’s more than a meme.
  I’ve don’t quite a bit of “online research” and the results are telling.

I feel like I can trust some assholes more than my friends' mouths. Part of the zeal is when there is knowledge and/or trust that preparations have been made, but I will not deny some folk are too trusting, too quickly. Which, bringing it full circle, is why I don't trust my friends' mouths.

Truly the paradox of our time.

I'm the bottom picture for both.

If you don't tongue kiss the homies goodnight the way you'd tear into an ass we can't be friends.

Even with my insane sex drive, eating ass is one line i can't cross